FINDHORN
Findhorn is the ambition to enrich ones mental capacity

BLINDHORN
Blindhorn is the refusal to see the path to enlightenment

KINDHORN
Willingness to engage others into the ways of Mindhorn

LINEDHORN
Unwillingness to share thoughts and teachings of Mindhorn (Often resulting in a lined and furrowed brow)

Although not all of these sectors are necessary at the same time it is essential that acknowledgement of these polar mindsets and the acceptance of them is essential to the creation of true Mindhorn

THE COMPASS OF MINDHORN
I am the Mindhorn
Mindhorn Jesters Mindhorn Preacher Mindhorn Teacher Ye Olde Mindhorne Shoppe The Three Peas The Dead Mouse

Everyone's talking about Mindhorn and there’s a reason

Mindhorn will give you strength when the pot is empty. Mindhorn is the Sun and the Air and the Fire and the Earth and also the Sky and sometimes a filthy mitten

24 years ago a creator called Mindhorn gave sprout to a preacher calles Mindhorn Preacher. No one knows how, but he fell to earth and landed in Swindon in two physical parts. Through the years this preacher gave divine inspiration to all those that sought his splendid counsel; famous Mindhornian converts are rumoured to be as follows -

Jim Morrison
George Best
Elvis
Alex Higgins
Salvador Dali
Eric Cantona
Captain Beefheart
Henry The Eighth

Mindhorn is a way of thinking, a belief in the instincts and the soul. A philosophy that aligns itself with the horrors and the beauty of artistic and musical creations

It is serious and yet it is self-deprecating. A true Mindhornian can't always be good, but when they shine they shine like the brightest star. To be Mindhorn, is to be truly aware of human nature and it's troubles, and the qualities of yourself, and carry yourself into new and uncharted realms. Be scared of the unknown and confront. Be brave.Trust in your instincts and paint over the beigeness that can truly grey even the most resiliant and colourful

Don't take yourself seriously. Do take yourself seriously. Listen to your inner Mindhorn. Don't listen to your inner Mindhorn, it could be just testing you, or it could even be acting, pretending it is a serious and important school of thought,when it is in actual fact just a mindset invented by two silly and baffoon like pranksters. Which of course it's not..........

FAQ’S

1. WHAT IS MINDHORN?

2. WHERE DOES MINDHORN COME FROM?

3. CULTIVATING YOUR INNER MINDHORN

4. EVERYDAY PRACTICE OF MINDHORN


WHAT IS MINDHORN?

Mindhorn is the subconscious power of the true self manifesting itself in the physical presence of opposite being.For example if “Duncan” were to walk into a crowded room after a hard day in the mines and be confronted with his nemesis he would shrug and wink, casually accepting his plight, thus showing strong characteristics of true Mindhorn

WHERE DOES MINDHORN COME FROM?

Anyone can accomplish Mindhorn.However those that have experienced degradation of the mind and have glorified decadence will find Mindhorn easier to realize.Mindhorn comes from the soul brought to life by an interest in the philosophies of civilization

CULTIVATING YOUR INNER MINDHORN

Everyday challenges can help ones Mindhorn to expand, whether it be masquerading as as the polar opposite of your conscious self or simply imposing your individuality on a mundane society

EVERYDAY PRACTICE OF MINDHORN

Take time to indulge yourself in banal activities and divulge new ideas of destabilising normality..Most importantly before any activity think to yourself W.W.M.H.D*

* What would Mindhorn do?

All queries about Mindhorn and its inception should be addressed to ADAM THE BRAVE